Suicide Territory: Woman Lets Old Lady Cut In Front Of Her To Buy Lotto Ticket, Old Lady Promptly Wins Biggest Jackpot Ever

(CNN) -- "Everything happens for a reason," the saying goes. But when the little old lady who cuts in front of you in the lottery line wins the biggest Powerball jackpot ever, what good reason can be behind that?

Mindy Crandell can feed CNN the "everything happens for a reason" line all she wants but I'm not buying it.  You just missed out on 590 million dollars!  You just missed out on never having to work again and being able to travel around the world as many times as you want!  There's no coming back from that.  It's suicide or bust.  And then Crandell's 10 year old daugher has the balls to say, "Sometimes it's better to be patient than rich".  Umm you're 10 fucking years old.  What do you know about life?  Nothing, that's what.  Your life would've been a billion times better had your Mom boxed out Gloria Mackenzie at the grocery store.  Trust me, there's pent up anger inside Mindy Crandell right now and it's only a matter of time before it's unleashed.  Every person in Florida should be on red alert for when Mindy finally snaps.

One more thing.  This story has personally effected me.  From here on out, I'm never allowing someone to cut in front of me for anything.  Not in traffic, not at Starbucks, not anywhere.  I used to be like Seinfeld, always waving everybody in.  Well not anymore.  Mindy Crandell and Gloria Mackenzie ruined it for everybody.